This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Insane Lord Mortem By: The Feisty Rogue. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by glue and tar. Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing"It makes the insane ones feel better," Blaise said. "Ah…I suppose that that's a good enough reason to play along," Harry said, smiling. The Next Day: Transfiguration Classroom "Finally decide to give up the 'insane asylum' ruse, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall asked. "No," Harry replied, as he transfigured his match to a needle and back repeatedly.Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-47-} The white receded and slightly Older Harry saw yet another scene of himself. Older Harry remembered this. It was only a month ago. He and that wacky Headmaster were sitting in the old timer's office. As usual, the geezer had brought him up to the office with the assurances ...May 22, 2015 · Harriet's world crumbled down around her, and a vulnerable child was thrown face-first into a world of magic and wonder, of intrigue and plots, of Light and Dark—a world ruled by seven ancient, scheming, and immensely powerful families. Harriet must learn quickly—not to excel—but to survive. Language: English.Jan 4, 2024 · The once-united magical community now stood divided, and the chaos continued to unfold. Amidst the turmoil, unnoticed by the crowd, Barty Crouch Jr. took advantage of the distraction. He swiftly approached Harry's lifeless body and carefully extracted a vial of his blood, concealing it within the folds of his dark robes.The night lingered on as the dark navy blanket of the sky was shielded by the choking thick grey smoke from Gotham. A few of its inhabitants were currently at Joker's club. The bright lights of the club shone in vibrant colours all around as drinks were handed around the large circular table. Cheers of laughter and smug grins were shared ...Dec 11, 2023 · CHAPTER 1. "Harry", "Harry you should go up there." Hermione told him in a hushed voice. Harry was still trying to process what was happining around him. Eventhough he doubted it because of his dreams and announcement of the Triwizard tournament, he still thought he might get a quiet year. Free of all the saviour stuffs and all.Books Harry Potter. Going Insane By: Ely-Baby. [One-shot.] It's the worst thing that could happen to her: the last person for whom she cares has already slid into madness, and he's slowly dragging her with him. Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Harry P., Hermione G. - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published ...Golden Trio and Snape By: Gina555. While patrolling the corridors of Hogwarts, Snape stumbled upon the Golden Trio in a closed women's restroom. It was then that he learned the secret of the boy who survived and radically changed his attitude towards him. Warning: spanking.216 votes, 63 comments. 119K subscribers in the HPfanfiction community. For discussion of Harry Potter fanfiction. —— Join our discord server… Skip to main content. Open menu Open navigation Go to Reddit Home. r/HPfanfiction A chip A close button. Get app Get the Reddit app Log In Log in to Reddit. Expand user menu Open settings menu. Log In / …In Harry Potter's second year, he went on an even longer rant… and was temporarily defeated by Harry Potter. He also lost his first Horcrux then. In Harry Potter's third year… well actually it seems that he took that year off for a change. In Harry Potter's fourth year, he finally got a body back… and proceeded to go on a long winded rant ...A hard choice, between this and Harry Crow. Ha. Seriously, though, I can wax on about Inverarity's original series of works set in the American wizarding world endlessly but to avoid spoiling anything because I'd rather just let the storytelling and writing quality speak for itself, this is more than just reading a Harry Potter fanfiction ..."Finally decide to give up the 'insane asylum' ruse, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall asked. "No," Harry replied, as he transfigured his match to a needle and back repeatedly. "Then why - " McGonagall was cut off, just like Harry last night. "It makes the insane ones feel better," Harry repeated Blaise's words from the night before. McGonagall's eye ...Lots of things await harry . Harry/othercarrector. Broken Innocences. Chapter 1 - World Cup. In the early morning light snores, could be heard coming from the bedroom on the top floor of the Burrow. But not all was as it seemed. Harry, with a silencing charm he wandlesly and wordlessly cast, was having a rather violent and terrifying nightmare ...Insane Voldemort (Harry Potter) Severus Snape is So Done; Crack; Crack Treated Seriously; Summary. An excerpt from the parchmentwork of Alastor Moody 1, Hogwarts' Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor 1994-95, later discovered and annotated by Professor Severus Snape on 31 October, 1996 as he polished off his second bottle of elven-made wine 2.What is the definition of insanity? Learn the legal definition of insanity at HowStuffWorks. Advertisement "That's insane." Who among us hasn't said this in regard to the current p...Universal Orlando Christmas offers plenty to see and do in terms of entertainment, activities, and seasonal decor. Experience Christmas in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, meet...Insane Harry Potter fanfic Request Fanfics where Harry is insane, kills his relativesand joins the dark lord after he finds Harry at the house with his dead bird. ... It's not that Harry's insane (I mean he is, but not in the way you're telling) and thinks that he's the Dark Lord, he quite literally IS the Dark Lord AKA Voldy. It's his ...linkffn (Seventh Horcrux) A second link in case the command doesn't work. It might be a crackfic but it's definitely an insane Harry story. The idea behind it is that when Voldemort turned Harry into a horcrux the horcrux took over Harry's mind and assumed control. Edit: Also The Denarian Renegade is a really good one.When the man turns around a corner into an unused, unnoticed corridor, Harry expects to lose him for only a moment. He's wrong. The moment Harry turns the corner, all light and sounds of life disappear. He stops running and brings a hand up until he can feel the rough wall underneath his fingers. He leans against it.Male. Location: USA. Feb 11, 2012 #4. While the topic is up, I've been trying to refind a fic I saw on here a while ago. It involved Harry being thrown into Azkaban for some reason or another, then is let out by Dumbledore. Harry's gone batshit crazy while in prison. While they're (Harry + Dumbledore) in the MoM's office, he reads a newspaper ...Year 5. Chapter 34: Ministry of Magic part 3. New chapter by Steve2. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. Note: it was "noylj" who was first to recognize the scene in the last chapter as belonging to that 1970's western classic, Blazing Saddles!Just Another Wrong Boy Who Lived Story by TheGarbageCanIsNotAMonster reviews. Harry Potter had a good life, until his second Halloween when his brother, Matthew, was proclaimed the boy who lived, and he was pushed to the shadows. Now, Harry has to put up with the bratty BWL and his vie for his parents' affection. Discontinued. Edited 12/10/2019.A blood-thirsty smile spread across his red lips as Tommy gave him permission. Without the hesitation that his façade possessed, Harry swiftly punched his dear uncle in the face, temporarily stunning the man. Harry wrinkled his nose in disgust as he felt his uncle's fat face and maybe a bit of his saliva. Ew."Potter, shut the bloody hell up!" He turned Potter's hair crimson red. Then, seeing the vibrant color, which actually brought out his emerald eyes quite nicely, he burst out laughing. Inwardly, he thought he really was going insane since he usually never switched from anger to laughter like that. Still, he kept laughing. "Ack! My hair!"Draco has just escaped from a Ministry obsessed with Halloween, and what he finds in Harry's flat is the last straw. COMPLETE. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 43 - Published: Oct 25, 2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete.It had been a week since Bellatrix found out it was Harry Potter in the other cell. And she could safely say, he was in constant hell. She doesn't know what the Dementors were doing. But it seemed to cause constant pain to him. And when he described the pain, she took in a sharp intake of breath. He just described the cruciatus curse.Notes: Note from the archivist: This story was originally archived at the Harry Potter Fanfic Archive and was moved to the AO3 as part of the Open Doors project in 2022. We tried to reach out to all creators about the move and posted announcements, but may not have reached everyone.Summary: in which Harry's insane. People are trying to comfort him. Warnings: Suicidal tendencies, possible cutting please don't read if these are your triggers. Are a bunch of sad one shots. Possibilities: Slash, maybe. AN: Enjoy. Chapter one. Artistic Genius-line-I like it when the red water comes out. What I do not like is the pain, the mess ...It was an arduous process, but Harry was willing to fully dedicate himself to learning to be closer to Sirius and his father. Nevertheless, it took him three years to achieve his first transformation. Then, in early January of his Sixth year, he finally transformed. Into a cat.Chapter 21: The Minds of the Criminally Insane. Harry woke what seemed to be a few short hours later, feeling rather comfortable and warm. Tepid sunlight splayed across his face, begging to open his wary eyes. I must be dead, was Harry's first conclusion as to why he felt so peaceful.When his will and testament is read truths will be revealed, enemies secretly friends, and the mysterious woman Harry married. Contains major Dumbledore Bashing, Weasley Bashing (minus Bill, Charlie, Arthur, and the twins), Greedy Ron and Hermione, Good Malfoys. Rated: Fiction T - English - Harry P. - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 532 ...It helped being a hero of the wizarding world, member of the Golden Trio, and Harry Potter's best friend. Coupled with the fact that the certified Healers had already tried, and failed, with the case, it had actually been ridiculously easy. But, a voice, highly unwanted, nagged inside her head, it is Draco Malfoy.The Feel of Feelings By: Falling Tenshi. Harry goes to Azkaban and later released. Not pleased with life and a tad insane, Harry sneaks off to a new, potentially more dangerous school. ManiuplativeDumbledore, BadRonAndGinny, Slash. HarryMaleOC STOPPED, REWRITTEN FIC UNDER NEW TITLE.After helping the headmaster move the Mirror of Erised to a new home, Severus Snape receives an unexpected gift. Several years later, an old friend arrives to remind Albus Dumbledore of the gift he once gave. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: Dec 16, 2012 ...Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Revenge Is Best Served Insane. By: Venom n Nyx. Harry and his friends take revenge on evryone who has wronged them. Includes HPSB slash RLSS slash, and Molly Weasley Dumbledore bashing. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance - Harry P., Sirius B. - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - …"Only Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood would have Bob the Builder as an imaginary friend." 1234567890. Short but funny, at least to me. Not nearly as good as the Chubbchubbs, but that's because Inspiration hit, and then vanished into thin air for this one. I got the idea to get Harry to meet Luna right before Amileah suggested it. RuneHarry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 Harry is sent back from the Battle of Hogwarts to the Battle of the Department of Mysteries and immediately proceed to save Sirius, accidently taking his place in the Veil of Death instead. He manage to find his way out half-an-hour later but, by then, everyone believe him to be dead.Books Harry Potter. Betrayal, Trial, and Forgiveness By: Apathetic Lambchoppi. Poor 14 year old Harry Potter is sentenced to life in Azkaban. After 8 years, he's set free, but how will our young Savior cope? And how will the Wizarding World deal when a merciless and revengeful storm named Harry wishes to extract vengeance on those who betrayed him?Is there a scientific way to make yourself invisible? Will and Mango from Part-Time Genius talk about the science of invisibility. Advertisement Even if you're not the most die-har...Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Ron and Malfoy Have Gone Insane! By: xoneworldx. I know. Lame title. But once you read this, you'll know why. Just read it. It's...random. Not recommended to people who can't handle any type of randomness. T for mild swearing and drug content. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Ron W., Draco M. - Words: 352 - …I was looking for a dad snape fic when they weren't common and i found a really fucked up one where a janitor at Harry's muggle school before hogwarts was a pedo and when the dursleys thought about the way he looked at Harry and they realized that they kept making Harry walk to school and let Dudley ride with them and Harry got kidnapped mentally physically and sexually abused by the ...he murmured and held out a hand to the brunet. "I suppose not," Harry murmured in return as he took the hand, Draco easily tugging him to his feet. He led the blonde up to the highest room in the boys' tower, and undid the wards on his door. "Habit," he murmured sheepishly as he closed the door after them. "It's not a bad one," Draco replied as ...Again., a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter Goes Insane. Again. By: Blue Newt. Unless you are pregnant or have heart problems, this story shouldn't gross you out TOO much. ;) Rated: Fiction T - English - Words: 363 - Reviews: 19 - Published: Jan 25, 2002 - id: 567336.Rose Potter, trouble-magnet extraordinaire, finds herself waking up in the past after an accident at work. Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose decides to fix the timeline seeing as she's stuck. Everyone had better watch out, because this Rose Potter isn't what they were expecting - at all. Fem!Harry, slight AD/RW bashing.So I was going to bed one night, not long after I finished chapter 68 of my other story, and the idea for an absolutely batshit insane Harry Potter fanfic, of all things, wormed its way into my head and just would not let me sleep. It's even worse than my Dragon Age / Warhammer 40000 crossover mind egg, which is saying something.The bonds of blood hid Harry Potter from those who wished to harm him. Unfortunately, foreign dark wizard Joachim Petri had no idea who Harry Potter even was. A wizard "rescues" a clueless Harry Potter from the Dursleys, but not all wizards are good people. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings.Rebellion By: TatraMegami. Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!The bonds of blood hid Harry Potter from those who wished to harm him. Unfortunately, foreign dark wizard Joachim Petri had no idea who Harry Potter even was. A wizard "rescues" a clueless Harry Potter from the Dursleys, but not all wizards are good people. Eventually Necromancer!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, no pairings.The man's a known Death Eater and the man who betrayed Lily and James Potter to You-Know-Who in the first place. Harry Potter is no Light wizard," another student wearing Ravenclaw's blue and silver stated. The young Firstie looked back to see her once hero figure completely disappear into the shadows.Is he going insane? He thinks that he is lucid, but really, in all honesty, how can he compare his mental health with the rest of his household? His mother is on edge with her nerves, his father has withdrawn into himself, and his aunt has always been crazy. He doesn't have anyone he can draw a parallel with.They continued to eat in silence. Once they were all finished Petunia told the boys to go to the living room, they had to talk about some things. Once they got settled Vernon took out the letter and gave it to Harry. Harry took it and curiously read the letter, his eyes went wide and he looked up at his guardians.((A Snape fic.I feel insane.I thought of Snape.Tada)) I cant deal.I cant deal.Oh god,Ive reverted back to a hormone filled boy,scared of his shadow,guilty,so guilty.He's dead.He's dead.His eyes dont twinkle.I wont hear his infernal voice anymore.His teasing,annoyingly childish for a man his age.He wont age anymore.I rock myself to sleep.Its not sleep,the …Jasmine Potter came out of her abusive childhood changed, showing sociopathic tendencies. When laying eyes upon the wizarding world she sees opportunity, and takes up the mantle of her favourite villain. The balance shifts as the chessboard is shaken up by a new player.Not Myself By: Terion. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard... ( A/N: I started writing this story over going on 17 years ago - as of 2019 - when I was in high school. Yes, it has errors & plot holes.Now, on with the story! Chapter 1- Mad World. "Hermione sweetie, it's time to wake up! It's another beautiful day outside. Oh how I love fall! Maybe after your morning potion you can ask the mediwizard if you can go outside by the lake, he seems to think you are doing much better, although I can't detect a change for the life of me.Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 Harry is sent back from the Battle of Hogwarts to the Battle of the Department of Mysteries and immediately proceed to save Sirius, accidently taking his place in the Veil of Death instead. He manage to find his way out half-an-hour later but, by then, everyone believe him to be dead.Fanfic of slexenskee's 'Crawlersout' FemHarry. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,833 ... Harry Potter is about to disrupt his life by convincing the world that he is Tom's mistake of a son, the by-product of one night the young Dark Lord was drunk and sixteen. Thus follows one of the biggest ...Harriet's world crumbled down around her, and a vulnerable child was thrown face-first into a world of magic and wonder, of intrigue and plots, of Light and Dark—a world ruled by seven ancient, scheming, and immensely powerful families. Harriet must learn quickly—not to excel—but to survive. Language: English.Rebellion By: TatraMegami. Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!